catsbonerjams:

duke-of-errl:

Hey friends, time to help a pup again. This is Troy, he is set to be euthanasized tomorrow night unfortunately. He was surrendered after his owners moved and they just couldn’t find a animal friendly home. His owners had children and said he was good with other dogs and loves to love and play. He is house trained and knows basic commands. Please contact me of you’re serious* about taking him! He’s in Manhattan and as always, I’ll be down to help transport him to you if you’re in the area. Please help him, PLEASE

looook who i have!! My friend and I adopted him today. He is SO sweet and loving. Thank you for letting us know about him!!

catsbonerjams:

duke-of-errl:

Hey friends, time to help a pup again. This is Troy, he is set to be euthanasized tomorrow night unfortunately. He was surrendered after his owners moved and they just couldn’t find a animal friendly home. His owners had children and said he was good with other dogs and loves to love and play. He is house trained and knows basic commands. Please contact me of you’re serious* about taking him! He’s in Manhattan and as always, I’ll be down to help transport him to you if you’re in the area. Please help him, PLEASE

looook who i have!! My friend and I adopted him today. He is SO sweet and loving. Thank you for letting us know about him!!

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5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

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jermu-hc:

Motionless in White - Immaculate Misconception

jermu-hc:

Motionless in White - Immaculate Misconception

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dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

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kiriamaya:

[Image: Cute drawings of three couples, each with a label indicating what kind of couple they are: a gay cis man and bisexual trans man, a lesbian trans woman and a pansexual cis woman, and two polysexual nonbinary individuals. Underneath each is the caption: “We are a queer couple able to reproduce.”]

boku-no-poltergeist:

can we stop referring to all sex that could possibly result in pregnancy as “heterosexual reproduction” now

YESSSSSSSS

(Also, “pregnant person” does not necessarily mean “woman” for the seventy-millionth time)

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poor-advice:

Mitch’s last interview.

poor-advice:

Mitch’s last interview.

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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